hurricanestormer

PERSONA
JOKER IS ON SMASH
THE ONLY PERSONA GAME ON NINTENDO IS PERSONA Q
I CANT FQUCKING BREATH
IM BUYING DLC
IM CALLING AN UNDERTALE CHARACTER FOR DLC
OR AT LEAST SOMETHING FREAKING CRAZY

You (Soldier 76) 
Tries their best to be the best member of the team
Isnt
Wishes everyone in their team happiness 
Everyone hates you for being nice except for the girl

XxXD8nkM3m3sXxX (Reaper)
Edgy F*ck
does nothing but block ulz and being a waste of space
nails everyone for being bad
probably 11 years old and plays cod bo 3

PrincessBlowup (Ashe)
Fat guy who probably has no job and lives in their mother's basement
Has a weird fetish thing that he constantly references
"Im practicing the new hero, im actually really good"-Mercy with 14 hours and healed none
Sadly he probably is the best person on the team

RinseandRepeat:3 (Mercy)

The only girl on the team and support
Unluckiest person on the planet
Never touched a FPS and played only RPGS
Probably got into a professional Pokemon tournament, but somehow cannot apply strategy to this game
Gives nice advice and is the nicest person on the team

<FortniteRocks> (Genji)

9 years old, and only played sports games and fortnite
"You all suck, and I am the b-best person on this team"-Just Downloaded the game and has no idea how abilities work
Has no capability of understanding first person shooting
Always agreeing with D8nkM3m3s

420Bl0ze1t (Junkrat)

Always constantly high
Always gets the kills before you do while not aiming
Only person to get on the leaderboard end of the game
Probably is a drug dealer, but actually is a reserved business man who just seems high
"Sorry, gtg, work"-Him

Their team

OrcustratedMassofFlesh (Sombra)

13 year old prodigy who is a success in everything they touch
Dodges every bullet perfectly from Touhou and Deltarune practice
Ults in perfect succession with everyone else
Hacks everyone in your team simultaneously and at the worst possible times (for you)
Top 10 a Yugioh Dragon Duel, playing Orcust or Krawler
Most deaths in the team- 6 deaths
Sadly not me

P0werSm0Ke (Märe)

Takes a smoke break every 5 min, but still manages to play
Probably in a garage, with 5 other people drinking beer
Luckiest Man Alive
High Noons at the perfect moments
All bullets from fan the hammer hit and kill
Used to be a Pro TF2 and LoL player
Actually really nice and gives both team advice 
Sounds like a serial killer but he actually works a chocolate factory

H3avyL1V3ST0F1GHT (DVA)

Uses every tank at the same time
When they eject from their mech, your dead
Every bullet they fire homes on to your teammates 
Friendly Tf2 Hoovy that wants to love everyone
сука блять
Expendable as family guy cutaway
Actually he is german

MrHair (Lucio)

Never touched the ground since he opened the game
Plays with a drawing tablet
Slams the table every 5 seconds and that is when he fires
Never got damaged
also animating simultaneously
"welcum to mah strem"
Angry mexican noises

IwannabeTracer (Tracer)

Somehow always has a blink
Perfectly portions bombs
Can actually predict the future
Has a job as the worlds first clairvoyant
Always lands killing hits
Probably recording so prepare your *ss
Everywhere and anywhere all at once

PingAAAAAAAAAs (Pharah)

Somehow ported Overwatch on his phone so he is always online
Always on your games, and never is on your team
One time, his team reported him driving while playing
JUSTICE EVERYWHERE
Be afraid on point capture
Never afk and always knows what you are doing

im not proud of my internet past. feats of embarrassment and being plain immature. but lets look towards the future.

@stormwoomy
twitter.com/hurricanestorme

I was literally just talking about this yesterday.
Did that just happen? Wow. I am crying right now, it is just so good that this thing has even happened. That empty void is filled.